Not me Monday…

I’m gonna test this exercise out…

notmemonday

Here goes:

I did not spend too long watching my son and his father prepare for their days in lieu of grading papers and preparing myself for work. Not me…

I did not decide my son was way too cute in his outfit not to have a photo shoot and pick up the camera for a few shots when I was supposed to be loading the car for work with kids, diaper bags, and the like. Not me…

I did not pack up a healthy lunch for work only to leave it on the counter for the umpteenth time. Not me…

Because I packed a terrific lunch to help me shed my baby fat (and I took it with me), I did not raid the vending machine at work and dine on Doritos while pumping a meal for my son. Not me…

I did not check my bank account 7 or more times today willing the funds inside it to grow. Not me…

I did not scream and holler about losing my wallet (and license) and being unable to find it all weekend only to discover it in my work bag (of all places!). Not me…

I did not peak inside the mailbox to find only bills and then gently slide the box closed with the contents still inside for another day’s discovery. Not me…

I did not spend an hour today playing Parking Wars and Mob Wars on Facebook instead of doing more important things like cooking, cleaning, or grading papers. Not me…

Oh, wait a minute… I think I did…

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Comments

  1. I’m glad to know I am not alone in my endeavor to waste enormous amounts of time playing dumb games on MySpace! Cute NotMes.

  2. -stephanie- says:

    great not me’s loved the forgotten lunch one and the Dorito’s you didn’t eat.

  3. I cracked up about leaving the bill in the mailbox. Too funny! :o)

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